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Wednesday, June 27, 2007
/ 4:35 PM Excellent poems by not so famous poets... found on toilet doors and walls.......... 1/ A budding poet trying his best... Here I lie in stinky vapor, Because some bastard stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger. 2/ Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this... Here I sitBroken hearted Tried to shit But only farted 3/ Someone who had a different experience wrote, You're luckyYou had your chance I tried to fart, And shit my pants! 4/ Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets. I came here To shit and stink, But all I do Is sit and think. 5/ There are also people who come in for a different purpose... Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to shit and stink, But I come here to scratch my balls, And read the bullshit on the walls... 6/ Toilet walls also double as job advertisement space....... (written high upon the wall) If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire Department wants you. 7/ Ministry of Environment advertisement. We aim to please! You aim too! Please 8/ On the inside of a toilet door: Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance. 9/ And finally, this should teach some a lesson...Sign seen at a restaurant: The hands that clean these toilets also make your food... please aim properly. haha something funny i hope. =) enjoy but it isnt very nice after a meal if you read this. =] i'm still stuck in school wait for him to finish class. then we're going walkwalk yays!! then dinner together faster come faster come i'm getting bored. i've faced this computer in the library for close to one and a half hours already with nothing to do. =/ |
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