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Monday, June 18, 2007
something to chill the mood./ 9:22 PM ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ______________________________ OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime _____________________________ SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. _____________________________ GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man. _____________________________ HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ______________________________ LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. ______________________________ PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. _____________________________ DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument.Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. _____________________________ HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT something to chill the mood first today started off well and all didnt end that well things happened things were discovered and there are things which i need to uncover hope all goes well cause i really needa know |
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Starry, Paint your palette blue & grey, Look out on a summer's day, Shadows on the hills, Sketch trees & daffodils, Catch breeze & winter chills, In colors on snowy linen land. profile ELEANOR! |
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ABBY Asriel Christopher Chua Eileen Fyon Gina Jun Yu Joshua Justin Pangster Maria Pei Yu Sammie Sherrie Valerie Cuzzie Wei Wen Willis Xinyi thank you
The designer is darkdegree and is designing
for a simple reason for his birthday. Brushes used are simple stars and city brushes found from deviantart
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